Giant wild-caught Alaskan red king crab, overnight cold-chain, nationwide. This edition folds the Longevity Swipe File, the Creative Translation Report and the weekly concepts into one read: what competitors and best-in-class DTC teams are running on Meta right now, what is working in the account, and six concepts to brief this week.
Every active ad from the tracked competitors plus the adjacent brands with the strongest creative teams, swept through Motion on Sep 3. Days live is the winner proxy: ad libraries do not carry spend, so an ad still active after 30, 90 or 300 days is the closest thing to a scoreboard.
| Brand | Active | Video | Dominant stage | Betting on now | Longest-running | Open lane |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Get Maine Lobster | 155 | 33% | Problem Aware | One founder on a dock, two scripts, about 100 clones: "Ordering lobster online? That's crazy. Until you try it." and "grocery lobster tastes like regret" | 58d objection-first founder video (65 clones) | No statics, no gifting, no occasions, no cooking demos; zero new concepts in seven weeks |
| LobsterAnywhere | 34 | 44% | Product Aware | Monster tail size flex (Aug 28), Lazy Man surf-and-turf statics (Aug 31), 8-tails creator grill video re-cut Sep 1 | 69d "No filler. No shredded stuff." static (15 clones) | No gifting, no reviews or social proof, no first-order offers |
| Fulton Fish Market | 6 | 100% | Solution Aware | Freezing-tech mechanism demo (Aug 13); exact-temperature pro-tip videos | 93d Bobby Tuna fishmonger talking head | No offers, no size claims, no host framing, no statics |
| Sizzlefish | 48 | 90% | Solution Aware | Intimidation-removal demos ("felt intimidated?", Aug 11), oysters and stone crab trio | 1,221d health-stat e-gift static; 174d "why we're #1" listicle | No size, no gifting, no founder |
| Wild Alaskan Co | 31 | 29% | Most Aware | 20+ Labor Day offer clones (Aug 30 to Sep 2); one whitelisted creator recipe | 55d "free salmon for a year" static | The only Alaska-branded competitor and it never mentions crab; no quality or size proof |
| Crowd Cow | 82 | 76% | Solution Aware | "Wagyu, explained" myth-bust (Aug 28), named-farm process statics, "free X for life" member perks | 105d farm-to-home statics | No seafood-specific creative beyond the salmon perk |
| ButcherBox / Omaha / SRF | 499 | 34-66% | Product Aware | "Why is ButcherBox worth $179/month" unboxing (62 clones since Aug 27), creator taste-test flights, "we have steak at home" meme flip (Sep 1) | 35d "Summer ritual, upgraded" (SRF) | Meat only; the price-justification unboxing is the format to borrow |
| Goldbelly | 528 | 86% | Problem Aware | 100 High Holiday occasion flat-lays and chef videos launched in three days (Aug 26-28), three to four weeks ahead | n/a (all new) | Proof that occasion creative gets built weeks before the date |
| Cameron's / Luke's / Wulf's / Porter Road | 37 | Mixed | Threshold gift (LABORDIP), retail announcements, press-quote authority (Wulf's 400d), question-hook provenance | 400d Spruce Eats press quote | Small libraries; the checklist us-vs-them and vacation-spot statics are the useful pieces | |
| Vital Choice / Maine Lobster Now | 0 | No ads of any status in the last 90 days | Dark |
The competitor and cross-category ads that earn a place in Alaskan King Crab Co's brief: the longest runners, the smartest new launches, and the formats that translate. Click any card to watch the ad or open the static. Copy shown is the ad's own, verbatim; the translate line is ours.
These are bets, not results: too new to have a longevity read. They show where each competitor's creative team is pointed for September.
From a refresh of the Longevity Swipe File sweep: 26 best-in-class DTC brands, 1,731 launches between Aug 4 and Sep 3. The six trends most useful to Alaskan King Crab Co, each with the translation.
Meta platform figures from Motion, last 30 days, on the account attribution setting of 7-day click, 1-day view. Recommendations follow the funded winners; a high ROAS on a few hundred dollars is a signal, not a result.
| Ad | Spend | ROAS | CPA | CTR | Thumbstop | Purch. | Launched | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
202608 - BD - First Timer - BehindTheScenes - UGCVideo - Evergreen - V1 · Vide...holdingFull ad name08/11/2026_202608 - BD - First Timer - BehindTheScenes - UGCVideo - Evergreen - V1_Video_HP | $11,481 | 2.84 | $287 | 4.77% | 42.4% | 40 | 2026-08-11 | |
202501 - Insense -NAKATMYDOORHEYSHANNONLEE - Gifting - Birthday - Evergreen - ...decliningFull ad name05/01/2026_202501 - Insense -NAKATMYDOORHEYSHANNONLEE - Gifting - Birthday - Evergreen - V1- hi-fi vid-4x5_Video_202501 - Insense -NAKATMYDOOR/HEYSHANNONLEE - Gifting - Birthday - Evergreen - V1 | $9,526 | 2.28 | $298 | 3.69% | 28.3% | 32 | 2026-08-04 | |
202501 - Insense -NAKATMYDOORHEYSHANNONLEE - Gifting - Birthday - Evergreen - ...scalingFull ad name05/01/2026_202501 - Insense -NAKATMYDOORHEYSHANNONLEE - Gifting - Birthday - Evergreen - V1- hi-fi vid-4x5_Video_202501 - Insense -NAKATMYDOOR/HEYSHANNONLEE - Gifting - Birthday - Evergreen - V1 | $9,259 | 2.34 | $289 | 3.71% | 28.4% | 32 | 2026-05-04 | |
202607 - BD - FirstTimer - 4lbsNotEnough - Video - WelcBuy4Get1 - V1 · Video ·...decliningFull ad name07/01/2026_202607 - BD - FirstTimer - 4lbsNotEnough - Video - WelcBuy4Get1 - V1_Video_HP | $8,739 | 2.92 | $282 | 4.04% | 32.9% | 31 | 2026-07-08 | |
202607 - BD - FirstTimer - 4lbsNotEnough - Video - WelcBuy4Get1 - V1 · Video ·...decliningFull ad name07/01/2026_202607 - BD - FirstTimer - 4lbsNotEnough - Video - WelcBuy4Get1 - V1_Video_Welcome_Offer LP | $8,728 | 2.93 | $282 | 4.04% | 32.9% | 31 | 2026-07-08 | |
BD - Foodie - First Time - Fulfillment Highlight-lo-fi-vid-founder-v3-9x16 · V...decliningFull ad namex05/01/2026_202605 - BD - Foodie - First Time - Fulfillment Highlight-lo-fi-vid-founder-v3-9x16_Video_202605 - BD - Foodie - First Time - Fulfillment Highlight | $5,633 | 2.29 | $296 | 4.10% | 28.9% | 19 | 2026-05-04 | |
202607 - BD - Gifter - ForgottenBday - UGCVideo - Evergreen - V1 · Video · HPdecliningFull ad name07/24/2026_202607 - BD - Gifter - ForgottenBday - UGCVideo - Evergreen - V1_Video_HP – Copy | $5,071 | 2.76 | $282 | 3.32% | 25.9% | 18 | 2026-07-24 | |
202608 - Hosting - LaborDaySavings- LDay - Static - BuyMoreSaveMoreXXL$Off -...hiddenFull ad name08/27/2026_202608 - Hosting - LaborDaySavings- LDay - Static - BuyMoreSaveMoreXXL$Off - V1-4x5_Image_Buy More Save More LP | $4,726 | 6.06 | $131 | 4.52% | static | 36 | 2026-08-28 |
| Persona | Spend share | ROAS | CPA | Read | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| First-Timer | 41.4% | 3.12 | $248 | BehindTheScenes and Warning-hook copies efficient; Buy4Get1 pair declining | efficient |
| Gifter | 29.4% | 2.33 | $306 | Birthday UGC pair carries it; TreatParents 9.1 on $582 | monitor |
| Occasion Host | 14.8% | 5.49 | $140 | Labor Day and football batch 6.00 ROAS; starved for a persona this efficient | starved |
| Skeptic | 4.5% | 2.43 | $292 | NoConcernsWithShipping 3.43; ReceiptCompare us-vs-them static 3.93 on $931 | starved |
| Foodie | 4.2% | 2.22 | $322 | IntroBigger 5.6% CTR but 1.9 ROAS; MassiveSizeFlex 3.11 | monitor |
| Repeat | 3.0% | 2.95 | $186 | Ordered3Times greenscreen 4.77 | starved |
| Splurger / Couples | 2.8% | 1.20 | $429 | POV V1 7.29% CTR on one purchase; V2 3.24 | not converting |
| Format | ROAS |
|---|---|
| Static (all) | 3.96 |
| Promo ads | 4.26 |
| Video (all) | 3.00 |
| No-offer ads | 2.43 |
| Hook | Share | ROAS |
|---|---|---|
| Labor Day / football batch (11) | 14.4% | 6.00 |
| Warning hook (ordering online) | n/a | 2.66 to 5.9 |
| Birthday gifting UGC | 13.5% | 2.30 |
| Buy4Get1 welcome video | 12.5% | 2.92 |
Each concept is cast to one persona and one awareness stage, pinned to the market ad it steals from, and evidenced with one number from the account and one from the market. Mix this week: 2 Problem Aware, 2 Solution Aware, 1 Product Aware, 1 Most Aware, weighted to where the account's starved-but-efficient personas sit. Proposed hooks are ours; the source ad's copy sits on its card.
A football-season flat-lay family: the Feast Box on the coffee table with the game on, one leg cracked, the butter warmer. Copy names the occasion (kickoff, the rivalry game, the playoff), not the product. Same template re-skinned for Thanksgiving Eve and Christmas Eve, built now.
An objection-first talking head from the packer on the packing floor, cloned the way Get Maine Lobster clones its dock founder: same script, five people, five backgrounds (packing line, freezer, dock, kitchen, doorstep). The Warning hook AKC already runs becomes a family instead of one to three copies.
A price-justification unboxing: the box opens, each leg goes on a kitchen scale, the free pound lands last, and the steakhouse receipt for one pound sits beside the total. Static version is a checklist (arrives frozen, arrival guarantee, per-leg weight, no thin legs) with green checks and red Xs against the grocery counter.
A name-the-enemy hero static: one giant leg on a plain background, the four negations stacked beside it, the grocery counter as the unnamed enemy. Pairs the size flex (which already earns the CTR) with the enemy and the welcome offer (which supplies the close).
An intimidation-removal how-to with the timer on screen the whole way: box to steamer to plate, no knife skills, no crackers. The demo payoff NotaChef never delivers. Ends on the meat pull.
An occasion-coded gift offer static with a threshold gift (the crackers and butter warmer free over $X) and a ship-week picker, replacing evergreen birthday UGC as the Gifter's lead. A second version is a "build your Feast Box" tiered set where the savings grow with the tier.
Front-load the month: the low-effort concepts go into the auction together this week, the creator-led ones follow next week. Everything enters the consolidated campaign; nothing needs a separate structure.
| Concept | Stage | Persona | Lead format | Stolen from | Effort |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Game Day, Upgraded | Problem Aware | The Occasion Host | Occasion flat-lay static x6 (football | Snake River Farms | Low |
| 2. Ordering King Crab Online? That's Crazy. | Problem Aware | The First-Timer | Objection-first talking head | Get Maine Lobster | Medium |
| 3. Why Is a 5 lb Box $X? | Solution Aware | The Skeptic | Unboxing-on-a-scale video (30 seconds) | ButcherBox | Low |
| 4. No Thin Legs. No Half-Empty Shells. | Solution Aware | The Foodie | Name-the-enemy hero static x3 (leg | LobsterAnywhere.com | Low |
| 5. Six Minutes in the Steamer | Product Aware | The First-Timer (not a chef) | Pro-tip how-to video (30 seconds | Sizzlefish | Low |
| 6. The Centerpiece That Outranks the Turkey | Most Aware | The Gifter (holiday) | Gift offer static x3 (Thanksgiving | ButcherBox | Medium |
Brief 1, 3, 4 and 5 (one tabletop shoot, one kitchen shoot, two static families). Roughly 14 assets into the consolidated campaign together.
Cast the packing-floor talking heads for concept 2 and shoot on a fulfillment day. Gift template (6) designed, held for Oct 15.
Buy4Get1 welcome pair and the HEYSHANNONLEE birthday pair: declining after eight and sixteen weeks; concepts 2 and 6 are the like-for-like replacements. Splurge POV V1: monitor.
BehindTheScenes UGC, the Aug 27 Labor Day and football batch, and TreatParents while they hold.